ITS FINALLY HERE, EVERY CHILD'S FANTASY.

PERFECT CHRISTMAS GIFT.

A CAR THAT ACTUALLY TURNS INTO A TRANSFORMER.  COOL

Yes its finally here.

A Japanses robotic expect has built the world's first real-life, working Transformer.

Children of the Eighties will remember the Transformers toy range and cartoon as one of the most iconic of its era.

But, until now, working versions have been unavailable.

Meet 'Transform Robot Version 7.2, built by a hobby robot researcher from Kashiwa, in Japan, Kenji Ishida.

TRV 7.2 is the first built and marketed remote-control car that is "more than meets the eye'. It can convert from a cool looking 1/12 scale RC car into a robot hero in seconds.

And thats not all, It also comes equipped with a rocket launcher in each arm, working lights and a WiFi camera that allows users to follow its exploits. Can you beat that?

It's making me want to be a kid again. My god, where was this guy when i was a kid.

There's more:

It's controlled by what appears to be a modified Playstations joypad, transforming from a car into a robot and back again in seconds. Oh my god. I must have my hands on this thing.

It is able to both walk on two legs and, just like any other RC car, drive on its four wheels.

The WiFi camera transmits a view of the world as seen by the robot to any internet connected device like a PC or tablet so that the owner can get a totally immersive experience.

Unbelievable. But this is just the start of the research. By 2030, Mr Ishida hopes to build his first full size (now we are talking) fully working transforming robot that humans can ride. How old would i be then? Common man, can't you do it any faster.

By the way, it is not in anyway endorsed by the Transformers' maker Hasbro.

This toy will be a dream come true for so many men who grew up in the Eighties and early Nineties when the Transformers franchises offered what were among the coolest and most imaginative toys available.

Please, let me have my hands on one, thats all i ask.

STRANGE BUT TRUE. YOU COULD BE PREGNANT AND DON'T KNOW IT

Woman visits doctor with back ache issue but delivers a baby.

When Kayleigh Renwich visited the doctors, all she had in mind was for the agonishing back ache to stop.

Infact, she thought she had developed a kidney infection. But what happened six hours later, blow her mind. She was infact pregnant and not only that, five weeks overdue. Crazy.

If this was her first pregancy, one would have said 'ok, i get it, she doesn't have any experience but Kayleigh is a 24-year old nursery nurse, from Stanley, County Durham and a mother of a beautiful girl Grace.

Ms Renwich said, she didn't realised she was pregnant because she continued to see her periods throughout her pregancy and bizarrely had actually lost weight - dropping from a size 16 to a size 12 - 14.

She said: 'You read about women not realisisng they were pregnant and think 'how did you not know?'. I had no pram, no cot nothing. Well now she knows. Science doesn't have all the answers, God does.


She said, she felt pains in her back and when she visited the park with her partner and their two year-old daughter Grace in May this year. At first, she thought her back ache was caused by a kidney infection and visited an out-of-hours medical centre for medication.

But as she awaited the results of a routine urine test, a doctor asker her 'how far into your pregnancy are you?'

She said she wasn't pregnant, but was sent to the University Hospital of North Durham for a scan. Just after 6pm i was seeing a doctor and by 7.30pm i was at the maternity ward having a scan.

'If they'd said i was four months pregnant i could have got my head around that but they said 'it's good news, there's a baby there and you're 8cm dilated.' Whatever that means.

'I couldn't believe it. My body went into shock and i started throwing up. I had periods throughout the pregnancy and in February was sick a couple of times SO DID A PREGNANCY TEST AND it came back negative. There were just no further symptons.

Lucy was born weighing 7lb 7ozs with very dry, cracked skin.

Midwives told Kayleigh when they'd delivered her placenta it has stopped working.

Kayleigh said: 'They didn't know what Lucy had been surviving on and thought she was up to five weeks overdue. Now thats a miracle.

According to the midwives, "Lucy was back-to-back and they think tucked behind my pelvis which is why i was getting the back ache". My God.

Six months on, Luch has been diagnosed with severe Brachycephaly and Plagiocephaly, commonly known as Flat Head Syndrome (FHS), causing her head to misshapen.

While a baby's sleeping position is the main cause of mild FHS other causes include factors in the womb such as a lack of amniotic fluid and the position of the baby.

Lucy is soon to have a cranial helmet which will re-shape her head.

Culled from Mailonline.

So you see, it is possible.

BOYS WILL BE BOYS, BUT WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

SO WRONG BUT SIMPLY HILARIOUS PHOTO -BOOBS

These kids are growing up to be real men. Men are often asked whether they are breast, legs or bottom men. But in some cases it is pretty obvious.

This collections of hilarious family photos proves that some boys decide from a very, very, very early age that being breast-obsessed is best, and that they will use any opportunity to grab an eyeful - or, in the cases of some very brazen young chaps, a handful.

Enjoy and have your pick.

And we saved the best for last. The pics below says it all. Watch the position of his RIGHT arm. This guy is a PRO at such tender age. Wow.

LOOKING FOR A JOB

This German career website has some of the weirdest ads ever

The Germany job agency devised an unusual advertisement campaign to encourage people to switch jobs - by depicting humans as doing the works at ATMs and vending machines.

Using the slogan "Life's too short for the wrong job", the posters show what 'really' goes on inside a number of everyday machines from washers to jukeboxes.

 

Theo Walcott could be heading for the 'exit' door at Arsenal

Omitted from Arsenal's new calender

Arsenal just released their 2013 calender and Theo Walcott wasn't on it, also missing was Bacary Sagna.

This has fueled speculations that, they will both become the next big-name players to leave the club.

Walcott had been on the front cover in each of the previous four calendars, but stalling on a new five-year deal worth £75,000 a week could signal the end to his career in Arsenal. Meanwhile, Sagna enters the final 18 months of his contract and according to Manager Arsene Wenger, the club has started talks with the France full back.

"We are hopeful. He had some big injury issues but with him and (Carl) Jenkinson, you nedd two players and we want to keep them, he said"

Really Wenger, that's a good way to show it.

However, It is the absence of Walcott from the calendar that will cause the biggest stir given his status as one of Arsenal's poster boys.

Those included in the calendar are Thomas Vermaelen, Mikel Arteta, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Olivier Giroud, Lukas Podolski, Wojciech Szczesny, Aaron Ramsey, Andre Santos, Kieran Gibbs, Jack Wilshere, Santi Cazorla and Per Mertesacker.

On their posible way out also are the duo of Andrey Arshavin and Bacary Sagna.

On their way? Andrey Arshavin and Bacary Sagna are two more players that could be heading for the Arsenal exit door

The guy who gamble away £1.4billion jailed for 7 years

 UBS fined £30million for 'seriously defective' controls

REMEMBER HIM?

After being educated at the £26,000-a-year Ackworth School in West Yorkshire, Adoboli toyed with becoming a chemical engineer. But he accepted an offer from the University of Nottingham to study a degree in e-commerce and digital business.

After graduating he was lured to UBS with tales of the millions that could be made. Despite his penchant for partying, he did well at the bank and was transferred from the back office to a trading desk in 2006.

He was given a £360,000 package of salary and bonuses, promoted to a crack ‘Delta One’ team within UBS and put in charge of a £30billion trading book.

The banker used his salary to fund the freewheeling lifestyle typical of a brash City trader, holding raucous parties at his £1,000-a-week loft apartment.
But it was there that his ‘naked gambling’ ran out of control. He wiped £2.8billion off the bank’s share price and threatened the jobs of many of his colleagues as the City struggled to recover from the recession.
A police officer who investigated the fraud said Adoboli’s actions were ‘felt in financial centres around the world’.
His losses would have been enough to pay a year’s salary for 70,000 nurses or build six hospitals.
They also dwarf the £827million lost by rogue trader Nick Leeson, who brought down Barings Bank in the early 1990s.

BREAKING NEWS

FALSE NEWS. PLEASE IGNORE.

FULL LOADED BRT BUSES FALLS INTO THE THIRD MAINLAND BRIDGE

The above news has been refuted by the initial source.

THE NEWEST CRAZY IN THE UK "MILKING"

COMING SOON TO NAIJA

'Milking' involves pouring milk over your head - preferably in public places

Video of the new planking has become an instant YouTube hit with over 30,000 views since Monday.

Below are pics of more 'MILKING' been carried out. Why are there no ladies by the way?

 

BREAKING NEWS

FULL LOADED BRT BUSES FALLS INTO THE THIRD MAINLAND BRIDGE

News just reaching us has it that a full loaded BRT buses has just fallen in the Third Mainland bridge

FRSC officials are already at the scene of the incident.

More news as we get them.

Just hope the number of casualties will be limited.

Two sisters killed in another building collapse in Lagos.

Two sister have been confirmed dead with their mother injured after a two storey building collasped in Jakande Estate, Oke-Afa, Isolo, Lagos.

The siblings, Toyin and Bukola Coker - both female in their late 20's lived with their mother, who sustained injuries at Flat 4, Block N20 of the collapsed building.

According to eyewitness account, the building caved in at about 12 midnight killing the sisters and leaving their mother with serious injuries.

Their bodies have been deposited at the Isolo General Hospital mortuary.

Residents withing the estate said that the building has showed signs of weakness and one of the tenants had just moved out.

I know that area very well, the buildings there are not as strong as they look.

So so sad. This is a great loss. May their souls rest in peace.

For more, contact Channels news.

CHELSEA FANS SHUT UP AND MOVE ON

There has been some rumbling about the hiring of Rafael Benitez as Chelsea's interim coach and the firing of Roberto Di Matteo by some Chelsea's football club fans.

It is said that, the fans of Chelsea are not in support of the move to hire him because he hated Chelsea while he was the coach at Liverpool as the reason.

Is this a joke? 'He hated Chelsea and loved Liverpool' was he supposed to love a rival and hate the club he coaches?

While Mourinho was the coach of Chelsea, he rated Chelsea's players as the best in the world regardless. Drogba was the best striker, Cole was the best left back, Terry was the best central defender and Lampard was the best mid-fielder.

Today he is saying the same of Real Madrid players, his new team. Cristiano Ronaldo is better than Messi, even if three quarter of the world doesn't agree with him.

A good coach is supposed to make the opposing team hate themselves, same with the opposing fans, so if Chelsea's fan feel that way about him, then Benitez is certainly the right man for the job at Chelsea. Because he will also make Chelsea's fans love their club again with a greater level of passion and the other teams will hate themselves as he seem to have done to Chelsea fan when he coached Liverpool.

Benitez by the way is a wonderful coach. He won the La liga twice and the Champions League once.



2.  People talk about the policy of hiring and firing.

Its either we forget so soon or we just don't like to remember. But don't worry i will do both for us.

It was this same policy of hiring and firing that gave Chelsea the Champions League, you remember?  If AVB wasn't fired, RD would never had been hired and if that didn't happened, Chelsea may never have won the Cup. So the policy is working whether we like it or not.

3.  A lot of people still don't understand the workings of management. You don't pitch your tent against management and think you will win. You will lose everytime even if you win the debate, you will lose the war. I know this first hand.

Customers may be king but only when it comes to the product and not with management. If management asked you to do something and you placed satisfying the customers above the wishes of management or management decision or going by your guts as we put it today, you will lose everything T even if you win the debate.

Indications are that, Di Matteo told management of his desire to bench Torres for the crucial match against Juventus in Turin but was told categorically not to do so, he however went with his guts and bench Torres any way, hoping to win or draw the match but lost woefully. Even if Chelsea had won the match, going against the wishes of management meant he risked been fired but Chelsea lost, his strategy back fired and he was fired.



4.  AVB left Chelsea in a better state in the Champions League than RD. When AVB was fired Chelsea still had their fate in their hands, a win against Napoli in the return leg would still guarantee them a passage to the knockout stages but when RD was sacked, even a win in the last match for Chelsea will not guarantee them through to the knockout stages, why? their fate isn't anymore in their hands but the result of the final match between Juventus and Shakhtar.
Which is better, to have your fate in your own hands or that of another. I choice the former any day except of course if the other person is JESUS CHRIST.

AVB lost his last match in Italy, isn't is irony that RD also lost his last match also in Italy?

The decision to sack RD was spot on and if he wasn't sacked, i would have felt bad for Chelsea. It would mean Roman Abramovich had lost his touch for winning but he clearly hasn't.

When a team or busines concern isn't working or doing as expected, you don't fired or sack the entire staff or players to make meaningful changes, you change the management team, it cost less and is far more effective.

That's simple what the owner and the board of Chelsea management did and am completely in support of it.

Chelsea fans, shut up and move on pls.