A man went to Houston Medical Center to have his wedding
ring cut off from his penis.
According to the Nurse
attending, the patient’s girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she
got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while
he was asleep.
I don’t know what’s worse:
1) Having your girl friend
find out you’re married.
2) Explaining to your wife
how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis
fits through your wedding ring.
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