MY THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

It just dawn on me why God Left us with the Word of God.
People forget things so easily and need to be constantly reminded.
Unbelievable!

Thank God for His Word, no excuses.
Good morning Jesus, good morning All

This Guy Needs More Help Than Suarez

An extreme body artist has taken piercing to a hole new level after creating giant flesh tunnels in his cheeks.

Pictured blowing smoke through his newly acquired modifications, Joel Miggler, 23, from Küssaberg, Germany, began experimenting with body modifications at the tender age of 13.

Since then, he has acquired a grand total of 27 different piercings, as well as six tattoos, an implant and has even had his buttock branded.

Is Barca the New Trouble Club – Wants Suarez, after Neymar mess?

Barcelona is still neck deep in the Neymar mess and now they want to add the Suarez biting catastrophe as well?

Barcelona has made inquiries about the availability of Luis Suarez, the “vampire” of the world cup with the intention of buying him from Liverpool who are sure to off load the ‘troubled’ player.

Suarez was just given an historic ban by FIFA for biting Italy’s defender Giorgio Chiellini. This was not his first biting offense but his third. Did it first in Ajax, then Liverpool and now at the World Cup.

So it was with great shock when I read that Barca were interested in the player. Barcelona has been a team with zero tolerance for anything call “drama”. They are mostly concern with football issues, trophies and championships.

MY THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Are You Looking For A Man

Who Is Responsible, Nice,

Kind, Loving, Caring,

Faithful, Cool, Honest,

Trust Worthy and

Very Nice???

Just Be Very Patient

3rd Mainland Bridge is safe, just undergoing maintenance - Federal Controller of Works in Lagos State, Godwin Eke

The Federal Controller of Works in Lagos State, Godwin Eke has allayed fears over the safety of the Third Mainland Bridge, saying it was safe, stable and undergoing routine maintenance.

He told NAN on Friday in Lagos that here was no problem with the expansion joints which he said had earlier been repaired. The controller said the abutment of the bridge was being reinforced because of erosion which were wearing its foundation, adding that some roller bearings would also be replaced on the bridge. He said the contract for the repair of the abutment of the bridge was awarded in 2012 and that it was ongoing.

The explanation is prompt and effective. 

....And what was he thinking?

He must have thought he was driving a mini instead of a lorry. Bravo! Good night All.

National Conference Backs State Police, Advice President To Stop Pardoning Thievies

Members of the National Conference Thursday voted for the establishment of State Police in the country.

The conference also adopted the recommendation by the Committee on National Security that state laws should be used a guide to community policing.

They however disagreed on the mode of transfer of federal policemen to the states. Some members were in support of police officers be allowed to served only in their states for effective policing but other disagreed, saying such a gesture could be misused by politicians.

After much deliberation, the delegates adopted the recommendation that at least, 70 percent of federal police officers from the rank of Deputy Superintendent to Constable be allowed to serve in their state of origin.

World Cup Twist and Turns - A good laugh

Due to the twist of turns in the ongoing FIFA World Cup in Brazil, the World Dictionary Union has come to terms to release some new words and incorporate them into our written and spoken English. 

Here are some of the new words:

3rd Edition of The Lagos Accessories Fair Kicks Off Today, June 27 At Terra Kulture VI

Xa! Enterprises, Owners of the Model of Africa Franchise present the 3^rd Edition of the Lagos Accessories Fair.

It would be a two-day events taking place at the famous Terra Kulture Centre in Victoria Island, Lagos, from Friday 27^th to 28^th June, 2014.

The event kicks off with a free to attend seminar by industry leaders covering areas such as branding, quality control and new industry trends.

The Fashion Show and Awards will take place on the second day and will see 50 stunning African models strutting their stuff on the runway while showcasing diverse beautiful accessories from leading designers and brands.

Some of the honourees for this year’s Accessories Awards include Chris Aire, J3V3, L’uomo and Polo Limited who have all contributed towards the development of the industry. Mrs. Folorunsho Alakija is also billed to receive an honorary award as the Accessories Fashion Icon.

Details of the event:

Beyonce’s Tribute to Michael Jackson on The Fifth Anniversary of His Death

Yesterday June 25^th was the fifth anniversary of Michael Jackson, king of Pop’s death. The name given to him by Elizabeth Rosemond Taylor.

Beyonce who had always credited Michael as one of her biggest inspiration, wrote an emotional tribute on her website, Beyonce.com for him about how he help her become a better performer.

Read:

Pregnant Uche Ogbodo and Hubby Split - Etcetera is Correct

I remember the article written by Etcetera about Nigerian actresses marrying ‘tokunbo’ husbands and how some of them reacted. But of course we all know that he was saying the truth.

Now we are hearing another actress Uche Ogbodo who married, oh sorry according to her, was engaged to a Norway based football agent Ato Ubby have reportedly split. This of course was after she got pregnant for him.

The Nollywood actress tied the knot in a secret ceremony in Nkanu, Enugu, in October 2013.

Uche had in the past told everyone who wanted to listen that she was married to Ato but after the split she pleaded for forgiveness for rendering false claims. Right!

What Fayose can do, I, Omisore can do also – Omisore copies Fayose

They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Wise women have heeded to this simple advice and gotten the reward thereof.

So it’s no surprise that after Ayo Fayose of the PDP won the June 21, Ekiti election because according to poll pundits, he was a man of the people; a populist who panders to the wishes of the people; who rides on bikes; drinks the local wine with them; plays ‘ayo’ a popular Yoruba game and that he wasn't aloof like Fayemi, the man he defeated, Iyiola Omisore, a senator who also is gunning for the governorship seat of Osun State has taken to copying some of Fayose’s acts like riding on bikes in other to defeat the APC governor, Rauf Aregbesola.

I won’t be surprised if this tactic works. Nigerians have not been known for having good memories; they easily forget the past and remember only recent events.

So carry go Omisore. Wisdom has taught you well. If riding bikes is what it takes to win Osun State election, ride on and then after you win, Lexus no mi!

MY THOUGHT FOR TODAY

The flesh came from the dust and to the dust it shall go but the spirit cannot die.

Because the spirit comes from God, it can not die but will be housed either in Heaven or Hell.

Choose where you want yours to be. 

Heaven or Hell

Jesus is the only guarantor to a House in Heaven

Good morning Jesus, good morning All

Yes its a Dog, World's Ugliest dog

Peanut scored the title this weekend after wowing judges at the annual contest in California with his wild hair, bulging eyes and protruding teeth. 'Oh I think it's gorgeous! Look at him!' his overjoyed owner, Holly Chandler said, as Peanut's new look was revealed in the TV studio.

Good night All

Snakes and Bees are attacking us – Boko Haram members’ claims

When I first heard this story I thought it was a joke. Mysterious bees and snakes fighting the dreaded Boko Haram sect members in Sambisa forest? Are you serious, common give me a break.

But then I thought to myself, this is Naija where anything can happen. So this is the story.

Some members of Boko Haram who were arrested are claiming that Mysterious Snakes and Bees were attacking them and causing them to flee Sambisa Forest and they viewed it as a spiritual attack. They also claimed these animals have killed many of their leaders.

Top Niger Politician's Wives arrested for Trafficking Nigerian Babies

Abdou Labo and Hama Amadou 

Two wives of prominent Niger Politicians were arrested in Niger for trafficking babies. The babies according to the police arrived Niger from Nigeria via Benin.

The police arrested more than 20 suspects on Monday as part of an international investigation involving police from Nigerian, Benin and Niger. Those arrested were ‘mostly women’ and included one of the wives of Niger’s former prime minister and current parliament speaker Hama Amadou, who is seen as the main challenger to President Mahamadou Issoufou in election due in 2016.

The wife of Niger Agriculture Minister Abdou Labo was also detained the report said.

“The trafficking network is used primarily by couples who are unable to have children,” a source close to the case told AFP.

Suarez Banned For 4 Months and 9 Matches: FIFA has once again proven just how Weak and Corrupt they are

FIFA this afternoon banned Uruguay striker Luis Suarez for biting Italy defender, Giorgio Chiellini.

Suarez was banned for four months and 9 International matches. The ban takes immediately effect, meaning Suarez is out of the 2014 World Cup even though Uruguay has progressed to the knock out stages.

FIFA also placed a stadium ban on the player for the duration of the ban.

Suárez cannot play for Liverpool until late October as he begins another season on the sidelines due to biting an opponent. He has also been fined 100,000 Swiss Francs by Fifa and cannot train with Liverpool during the duration of the ban.

My Take:

Toke Makinwa’s Vlog: Pineberries – Talks about fruits that keep “down here” tasty and smelling nice. Lol…

Toke Makinwa, media personality presents another edition of her Toke Moments Vlog. This week’s episode is titled “Pineberries =Tasty Vagina”.

In the video, she speaks about fruits that keep the female genital smelling nice and also tasting great. Na wa. 
Na for females only oh, abeg! Enjoy after the cut:

Suarez and the biting issues. Possible causes and how it may have started.

Suarez has just bitten a little more than he can chew. In case you don't live in this planet, let me tell you what has just gone down in the world cup.

Luis Suarez in Uruguay's final group game against Italy bit the shoulder of Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini in their victory over the Italians.

Italians were eliminated from the world cup and Uruguay progressed to the second round but most likely, this will be without Suarez.

This is not the first time Suarez was biting a fellow footballer and in fact he wasn't the first sport personality to engage in the act famously reversed for Count Dracula.

MY THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Life has taught me enough to know that taking risk pays and the fear of the Unknown is just what it is, unknown.

The one thing to do when taking risk is, open your eyes

Calculate the pros and the cons, because if it pays, it could change your life but if it fails, make sure it won’t destroy you.

Good morning Jesus, good morning All