Muslim
women, condemned to wear, even when sandy temps soar, clothes that
curiously resemble what nuns usually wore before they lightened up
their outfits, are rumored to be preparing a rebellion that
is scheduled for a date that is being kept under wraps until it
breaks out, to the horror of Muslim men, in scant bikinis.
Order
takers at online bikini retailers note an unprecedented surge in
orders for the scanty attire from Muslim nations.
Interviewed in a
secret location, while keeping her name hidden even from her own
family, for fear of being stoned in the traditional way, a Muslim
woman who already has her bikini hidden away for the great day,
commented,“
The men want to hide our beauty in the closet and the
clerics want us to take responsibility for the design of the human
body, but, the truth is, we didn’t have anything to do with it. Our
job is just to live with the design. In fact, to love it and be proud
of it as the way Allah made us.”
Then,
pulling out her colorful little thing from under her uncomfortably
hot black burka, she added, “I can’t wait to put it on. If I
don’t get stoned first, I’m going swimming, too.”
Rumor of the
undercover rebellion has ordinary Muslim men and imams nervously
practicing putting their hands over their eyes, lest the eternal
beauty of the female form excite their natural attraction to women
and, worse yet, incite them to allow their secluded but lovely women
to update their heavy medieval garb. As one imam confided, “
To tell
you the truth, I hope the women lead the way. Some days my head gets
awfully hot under my turban. I’d sure like to let the breeze blow
in my hair for once. I just know Mohammed had days in the desert like
that, too.”
Culled from Omgstory
This
article was written by a Muslim woman who left they were been cheated
upon by their male counterparts. I respect every religion and I have
lots of Muslim friends.
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