men, babies and the mature man 

the difference

Every man is a baby

Every baby is a man

The difference between the two is that:

One doesn't know how to PUT ON his pant

And the other,

Doesn't know how to KEEP HIS PANT on

The bottom line is that

They both have pant issues

Because, it causes them to MESS around

The Mature man is

One that knows how to KEEP HIS PANT on

And for that simple reason

He doesn't know how to mess around.

Become a matured man.