Sunburn greatest idiots: These lots are in the Pink when it comes to worst sunburn

Sun worshippers across Britain will bake in the heatwave this weekend.

But beware of the urge to make up for lost time by ditching the SPF30 - or you could end up like this lot.

 More pics after the cut

 V-necks will outsmart you if they can.

 "White bits" are only sexy in theory...

 In fact anything with a sleeve will land you in trouble. Best go topless and apply more cream.

 Pick your most mature friend to do your back.

 Jewellery and sunglasses are a basic no-no (if you're an idiot).

 Do not fall asleep during breakfast

 ... no matter how hot you are.

 And vests are your sunbathing nemesis.

 If you have no mature friends, pick someone with real artistic vision instead.

 The emphasis is on "friend" as much as "mature" when it comes to your back.

...unless you're this guy. Who has made our day.

 That goes for baseball caps too. Either get busy with the Factor 30 or leave well alone.