Today we shall be giving you examples of real 'Gobe'. Gobe is:
1. When the person interviewing you at your prospective new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. - Joblessness continues tinz!
2. When you tell your friend "your mama!" and turn around to see his or her mum staring at you. - Igbati tinz!
3. When a mosquito lands on your father's bald head and you try to kill it with a slap but it escapes. - Guy, panadol extra wont help neutralize the konk!
1. When the person interviewing you at your prospective new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. - Joblessness continues tinz!
2. When you tell your friend "your mama!" and turn around to see his or her mum staring at you. - Igbati tinz!
3. When a mosquito lands on your father's bald head and you try to kill it with a slap but it escapes. - Guy, panadol extra wont help neutralize the konk!
4.
When you update "salary things" on facebook and your landlord likes
it and comments "on point". - hehehehe..give unto Ceaser tinz!
5. When you're in a bus and you throw away your only N500 note instead of gala wrapper. - You and conducter to speak English and Mathematics join!
6. When you finish eating in an eatery and you find out your wallet fell out in a taxi. - No worry, na just plate, na just one day washing!
7. When Usain Bolt chases you with a Cutlass. - Dia ris God!
8. When you recharge ₦100 to make midnight call and at 11:59pm you receive a text message from your network providers saying "your callertune has been renewed costs N50.00" - kai! na wa!
5. When you're in a bus and you throw away your only N500 note instead of gala wrapper. - You and conducter to speak English and Mathematics join!
6. When you finish eating in an eatery and you find out your wallet fell out in a taxi. - No worry, na just plate, na just one day washing!
7. When Usain Bolt chases you with a Cutlass. - Dia ris God!
8. When you recharge ₦100 to make midnight call and at 11:59pm you receive a text message from your network providers saying "your callertune has been renewed costs N50.00" - kai! na wa!
9. When your ex calls you on your wedding night to apologize for her
inability to attend your wedding and inform you she has just been diagnosed
with HIV. You were with her 3 weeks ago. Ops! No honeymooning!!!
10. When you lied to your wife that you are with your best friend right now
and she is right with him calling you. - you go explain tire.
11. When you pay money for a business only to be told after you made the payment via internet that the phone number you have been calling for the
past 3 months does not exist anymore.
12. When you send a sexy text with nasty pics to your girlfriend number saying
“don’t mind my foolish wife, she thinks she is smart, see you tonight babe” only
to discover in your hastiness, it was your wife’s number you mistaken sent it
to - Gobe no get mate, just no go house again bro!
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